Any Star Wars fan could probably confess to fantasising about certain characters (Laia or Po, anyone?), but I’m willing to bet you never thought about bringing them into the bedroom literally. Well – those prayers have been answered anyway, as the folks at Geeky Sex Toys www.geekysextoys.com offer a line of Star Wars Sex Toys for your bedroom.
For the more conservative of us, the light up lightsaber dildos are a lot of fun. Imagine getting ready for some intimate time under the covers alone or with a partner, when you turn it on, lift the covers and suddenly the room is bathed in the warm glow of your dildo. That’s certainly a mood-setter. If you can swallow the price – $149 – this is an awesome addition to a toy collection.
Now you can take your Laia and Jabba the Hutt roleplay to a whole new level with their range of BDSM toys. The Six Piece Dark Side Bondage Kit is going to have you covered for that fantasy and so many others. It contains hand and feet cuffs, mask, collar and chain, a flogger and a Death Star Ball Gag. Seriously, what more could you want?
If you’re looking for something more adventurous or a little wild, look no further than the C-3PO Butt Plug, Hand Solo fleshlight, or the Yoda-themed dildo. Yes, you read that right, Yoda-themed. I can’t imagine it’s accurate to scale for the little guy, but who knows? The ‘Hand Solo’ is named aptly, designed for when you want to jack it alone but need a little help from Han-Solo. The C-3PO Butt Plug is a subtler affair, until you realize that his face will stare at anyone on the receiving end and might dampen the mood if they’re not into being watched by a blank-faced robot.
Finally, the piece da la resistance of the sex toy line is clearly the themed vibrators. Not only are they extremely accessible for newbies to the sex-toy world, but they look great and might fulfil your fantasies if you’ve ever considered a storm trooper helmet, Darth Vader’s helmet, or R2-D2’s head sexy. They use the same shape as the much-loved Hitachi Wand, and due to the theming if the wrong person comes across it in your bedroom you might actually get away with saying it’s a massager. These are eye-wateringly expensive, at $169, so you’ll have to choose carefully. Who doesn’t want to think of their favorite film franchise every time they get down to it? These Star Wars Sex Toys are bound to fill a void you didn’t know you had!
